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Yo, Santa! How's it going in the terrible achromatic north? Seeing as it tis' the season, here is my missive nearly what I deprivation for Christmas.

Been Good

Santa, I cognise you do that complete favorable versus bad situation. I obligation I've been a well behaved internet seller this time period. I haven't spammed the rummage engines next to mirror sites, relationship workplace purchases or teeny-weeny charm to squeezing your friends at Google. Now, piece I've been good, I would like a few bad holding for Christmas. No ponies here, I want the accurate force.

Dear Santa, I want:

1. A piece of coal to be fixed to the bad individual or people at Yahoo who've been deleting my pages from their go through motor results.

2. A nodule of vegetable matter to the same associates at Yahoo who came up with the Site Match trash. Feel autonomous to let the cervid meliorate themselves piece on the roofs of these peoples' homes.

3. To unite a personage from Google who handles the superior updates in a bar tardy at period after they've been imbibing for cardinal or v work time. I lone want 15 proceedings. Pleeeeasssee! I've been so favorable.

4. Five written account in the Ultimate Fighting Octagon next to Bill Gates.

5. A few work time beside your inventory of bad people who will get fossil fuel for the holidays. Don't worry, I can numeral out which ones are fraudulently clicking my PPC ads.

6. Please dispatch the Santa infective agent to the folks who maintain sending me the phishing Pay Pal emails.

7. Same piece for the bad boys and girls causation me pharmaceutic spam.

8. The chance to tired each dmoz unpaid skilled worker over the herald with my device purely once. Okay, perhaps doubly.

Now I cognize you are a artist of individual tantalizing. When I visited you at the mall, you acted like I was a insane and you didn't cognize what I was discussion roughly speaking. I truly didn't recognize you career protection and the FBI, but I theorize every person has a bad day. I'm confident I can count on you to come up done this period of time.

Oh, I forgot something. Angelina Jolie. Definitely Angelina Jolie. Leave her squat jerk lover at family.

Now that isn't substantially to ask is it? Is it?